February 2012
17 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 26th
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“I always have nude lips! They look so great!”
– An actual quote from my cousin.
Feb 20th
Get out of my change room. Stop eating my candy. Stop being an asshole, and go die in a hole.
Feb 15th
Feb 15th
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How do you rock polkadots?
I wish I could be adorkable. But I’m not a dork. And I’m not adorable.
Feb 13th
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Maybe I try too hard. But at least it means I care.
Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
16 notes
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“If those teeth were in your vagina, you’d be considered a monster.”
– 30 Rock
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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a drop in the ocean: I WOULD DATE YOU SO HARD, AND... →
chasingthecurrents: THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN…
Feb 8th
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Fuck.
Feb 8th
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“The recipe called for water… so I used 7up.”
– How my grandma’s mind works.
Feb 6th
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“Jess, you rock a lot of polka dots.”
– New Girl
Feb 6th
I’m so glad my mom is the same person as me.
Feb 4th
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Feb 1st
January 2012
37 posts
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“Hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.”
– Jim Carrey
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
405 notes
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Also, these are beautiful. →
Jan 31st
I think I’m the only person who thinks I’m hilarious.
Jan 31st
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“Let’s be honest, tomato soup is better than sex.”
– Daniel Wilhelm
Jan 30th
I remember the first thing someone said to me before entering high school. “Don’t get your hopes up.” Kind of depressing, huh?
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
17 notes
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Jan 29th
I wish I was different
I hate feeling threatened all the time. I hate how I always manage to say the wrong thing. I hate how no matter how hard I try, I’m still alone. I hate being mediocre at things. … And at a time like this, all I want is a grilled cheese.
Jan 27th
2 tags
Jan 26th
1 note
Jan 26th
1,673 notes
Jan 25th
People are strange.
Jan 25th
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If you love boots like I do... →
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
39 notes
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I’m going to start posting more things about cats so I get more followers.
Jan 24th
Jan 23rd
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Thoughts: I wish I was cooler. I wish I was a better dancer. At least they noticed me doing the robot. I’m tired. That little boy was adorable. I deserved to win the costume contest. I should have entered the costume contest. I drank too much. No one knew what a nurse shark was. The previous thought upset me. Why didnt more people watch Ned’s declassified? Kareoke made it...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
154 notes
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Drunk studying? Boo yeah. →
Jan 23rd
Oh ryan gosling... →
Jan 22nd
cyael asked: im getting sims 3 for 360 soon, is it any good? :3
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
3 notes
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Weather can't bring me down.
Thought I hated everything today… Then I remembered that my birthday is tomorrow and the next five months will be the best ones so far. I love life.
Jan 19th
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I am Thor
I used to hate my last name so much… It had something to do with me thinking it sounded too manly… But no. It’s so awesome. I’m like Thor, God of thunder! Also, fun fact, anyone with my last name came from the same town in Iceland (maybe it was Norway, aaaaand they made it up themselves.) So yeah, not many people have this name. I know no one cares about this, but there is...
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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